The first Thanksgiving I ever hosted was as a young newly married lass – same rather attractive husband – but it was about 30 pounds, 4 kids, 2 dogs, and 3 minivans ago. I loved it. Had 8 people for dinner, and it was the largest dinner I ever prepared and never had such a good time playing susie homemaker in my entire life.
“Sure you’re having a blast now. Talk to me after you’ve been doing it for 20 years and are ready to launch the fucking turkey against the wall.”