New neighbors moved in across the street, a young couple, man and woman. No kids that I could …
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Thighs don’t lie: a customer service fail
(repost from 2010 essay. The thigh story still stands the test of time.) * Apparently, their …
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The writing on the wall: am i raising a republican?
Written 3 years ago. This is old; and written mid-POTUS 45 term, pre-covid, but the fear was …
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When one door closes, rip it off its hinges.
"When one door closes, another opens." Seriously? Who says that? Everyone, or practically …
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The Uphill Battle: learning to drive a stick
“GET YOUR FOOT OFF THE GODDAMN CLUTCH” His voice thunders, and he’s restrained in the passenger …
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The history of me, in cars
Back seat of the shit-brown Datsun pickup, squeezed in where groceries, chainsaws, or dogs should …