If you haven’t met Randall’s Honey Badger yet, then you clearly don’t give a shit. And you live in a cave and not on the internet. Cuz Honey Badger is so badass. As is Randall.In our house, Randall is king. King Randall. So badass, that King Randall. If you don’t think this is funny, move on now. Seriously. Go. There’s nothing for you at my blog or my twitter account