Dear Foaming-at-the-Mouth, F-Bomb Dropping, Careful-Your-Face-May-Stay-that-Way, Late-to-See-Her-Convicted-Felon-Beau, Road Rager Who Flipped Off My Beautiful Kid Just Learning to Drive: (Just a guess on the convicted felon love affair, but since a state prison is one of the sole employers in town, and you are clearly not from here, I’m guessing the only way you happened by was for family & friends day up on the hill.) So really, lady. Was it